All episodes are written, directed, produced, edited, and starred in by me! Special thanks to my religious trauma.
episode 6: esther
It's literally just "The Bachelorette" meets "Taken." Bonus points if some old lady at church ever came up to you and said you had "the spirit of Esther!"
episode 5: Exodus
This is what didn't make it into the movie: Generational trauma, honey. Magic sky bread. Road trip constipation. Mountain retreats. God's BUTT?!?! Sacrifices for dayssssss. Dick skins are OUT. Child human sacrifices are IN???? Ironically, THE BIBLE IS PRO-CHOICE. A Rabbi has some thoughts. And God's Only Fan is Moses. #TheyWereRoommates. They don't call it EXXXodus for nothing, baby!
EPISODE 4: moses
More like EXXXodus, am I right?? Adoption trauma, Burning Man BC, angel assassins - Plagues for Dayssssss, honey! - snakes, magic, drama, AND EVEN MORE d*ck skins! Welcome to my first Core Memory re: Biblical trauma. PS: Don't take your 7 year old to see "The Prince of Egypt" on their birthday! They WILL remember it forever. DON'T WORRY, IT GETS WORSE!
EPISODE 3: father abraham
DON'T WORRY, IT GETS WORSE! Nations For Daaaaaaaaays, honey. Hall passes. The invention of circumcision? Biblically accurate angels. My cat Cersei's acting debut! And the world's worst camping trip. This episode is absolutely bonkers, and easily my most sacrilegious yet!
EPISODE 2: lot's wife
DON'T WORRY, IT GETS WORSE! Sarah Ruthless is back with a Bible story that will break your brain: angels, a Starbucks, sex trafficking, everyone's favorite smiting bastard, the WORST episode of "Teen Mom" EVER, and a PILLAR? OF?? SALT???
episode 1: judah + tamar
Have you ever wondered about old Bible stories, but wished they could be told to you by a drunk Millennial with braces? Well boy have I got good news for you! Seeds get spilled, husbands get smited, shenanigans abound, and one woman claims her motherforking INHERITANCE, bish.
BLUE DOOR COLLECTIVE, 2018
"The Server" written + directed by Sarah Ruthless (2017)