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EPISODE 11: JACOB
Sloppy soap operas, hairy boys, drama for days, and bamboozling out the ass, son! Happy Mother's Day to all the mamas in the Bible serving Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent.
EPISODE 10: JOB
Does God have a gambling problem? Is heaven really that boring? Was Job's wife bummed about having a redo on their 10 kids? And although I understand why James Dobson made Satan gay, WHY WAS HE ALSO BRITISH?
episode 9: ruth & naomi
What if Ruth and Naomi weren't roommates? What if one of only TWO stories in the Bible named after a woman was based on a classic 50s lesbian drama? What if I'd realized before filming this that King James inaccurately translated the word "grain" into the word "corn" even though it was a new world species? Only one way to find out, honey.
episode 8: elijah
Castrating Jezebels! Cheeseburger contests! Glamping! Magical jackets! Sexy cows! And what the FUCK was up with those bears? This one is personally dedicated to Mark Driscoll. He knows why. (Don't know who Mark Driscoll is? You lucky duck! Here's the cheat sheet: Mark Driscoll'sElijah series, the"Pussified Nations" rant, and the Mars Hill scandal.)
episode 7: jephthah's vow
The Wild West, biker gangs, dangerous promises, a two month long lesbian mountain orgy, and your Mom's a hoe?! It's not enough to simply deconstruct, I must also punch James Dobson in the face.
episode 6: esther
Happy Purim! It's like "The Bachelorette" meets "Taken." Bonus points if some old lady at church ever came up to you and said that you "had the spirit of Esther!"
episode 5: exodus
This is what didn't make it into the movie: Generational trauma, honey. Magic sky bread. Road trip constipation. Mountain retreats. God's BUTT?!?! Sacrifices for dayssssss. Dick skins are OUT. Child human sacrifices are IN???? Ironically, THE BIBLE IS PRO-CHOICE. A Rabbi has some thoughts. And God's Only Fan is Moses.
episode 4: moses
Adoption trauma, Burning Man BC, angel assassins, and plagues for dayssssss, honey! Snakes, magic, drama, AND EVEN MORE d*ck skins! Welcome to my first Core Memory re: Biblical trauma. PS: Don't take your 7 year old to see "The Prince of Egypt" on their birthday! They WILL remember it forever.
episode 3: father abraham
More like Daddy Abraham, am I right? Nations For Daaaaaaaaays, honey. Hall passes. Biblically accurate angels. My cat Cersei's acting debut! The world's worst camping trip. And what is God doing with all those d*ck skins?
episode 2: lot's wife
DON'T WORRY, IT GETS WORSE! Sarah Ruthless is back with a Bible story that will break your brain: angels, a Starbucks, sex trafficking, everyone's favorite smiting bastard, and a PILLAR OF SALT?!
episode 1: tamar & judah
Have you ever wondered about old Bible stories, but wished they could be told to you by a drunk Millennial with braces? Well boy have I got good news for you! Seeds get spilled, husbands get smited, shenanigans abound, and one woman claims her motherforking INHERITANCE, bish.